16nov07cinema
Shah Rukh Khan in Hollywood..!!
For the past few months, I have been hearing a lot of talk about our bollywood stars going to hollywood.
- Aish recently shot for Pink Panther 2.
- Hrithik Roshan has been signed by some big shot hollywood firm.
- SRK said in an interview recently that he was indeed approached by a few Hollywood directors.
So well, I thought that if some of the topmost hollywood films were made with Indian stars, how would they look like? Here is my imagination:
1. Titanic: Ranbir Kapoor and Sonam Kapoor
Well though Saawariya was a piece of shit, these two kids are easily the romantic couple of the season.
2. 300: Sunny Deol
Who else can kill an army by himself?
3. Casion Royale: Akshay Kumar and Katrina Kaif
Akshay can fight and Akshay can seduce women. Need I say more? And well the only beauty that comes close to Eva Green (phew..!!) is Katrina…
4. The Matrix: Hrithik Roshan, Sanjay Dutt, Lara Dutta, and Kay Kay
Hrithik is the industry’s only superhero; Sanjay Dutt looks uber cool in glasses; Lara Dutta looks like a girl who can kick some ass; and Kay Kay is the best baddy we have today.
5. Brokeback Mountain: Shahrukh Khan and Karan Johar
Brokeback Mountain is a story about 2 gays.. hmm..hmm…!!
There were many more running through my mind, but in the interest of time I stuck to just 5. If I do get to photoshopping some other day, I’ll make more of these.
So now it is your turn to speak. If there are any of such posters that you want to see, please let me know. Also, if there is something you like/dislike about these pictures, again let me know.
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spencer says...
Wasn’t brokeback mountain one a bit too obvious
KO says...
brokeback mountain was funny.. How about snow white and the seven dwarfs..
Starring..
Snow white as Rani
Bashful as Gunshan Grover
Doc as Sunil Shetty
Dopey as Sanjay Dutt
Grumpy as Arjun Rampal
Happy as Sunny Deol
Sleepy as Salman Khan
Sneezy as Johnny Lever
Witch/Queen as Rekha
and finally Prince as Shahrukh Khan
Julie Brooks says...
Ajay as a tomented Batman for certain, or just about any other dramatic role, for that matter… also, can’t agree with you on Ash.. I’m a Rani fan..
sunshineforlife says...
wowww i admire your artistic talents. i dunno all these actors and actresses u used here but i congratulate your for your imaginations. i guess they would work great and make good money if shown in indian cinemas.
Wasim says...
The illustrations are brilliant. I like the casino royal one.
Nitesh says...
@Wasim
Thanks man..
My personal favorite is the Brokeback Mountain one. It makes me laugh every time I see it.
alisha says...
hey…
it’s really a good stuff
deni says...
hey man u dng a great work
what u think about MORE hollywood movies plz say hana
i liket
jay says...
I am sure this movie will sell very well thanks to karan and shah ruck khan
Nitesh says...
@jay
I think so too..
Gaurav says...
Great job……….You had me in splits…LOL…….esp the Brokeback mountain is the best of all.
julka says...
Bollywood version of The Brokeback Mountain is the best
Shashank says...
Brokeback Mountain is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!
I love it man. So imaginative. Also, put in Farah Khan as a third man (she has very well formed biceps too) that Shahrukh secretly eyes for. Viola! you have an extremely emotively emotional delirious love story. Jeez! I am a genious
Nitesh says...
@Shashank
Holy cow that’s some wild imagination..
Anas says...
Man, u have amazing imagination. Brokeback is halariousssssssss as. Oh mann , its so true. i m sure everybody agrees.
Bala says...
The Matrix one is brilliantly done, cannot spot a difference at all. Well done to that. No Aamir Khan? I guess that will happen only if Hollywood makes a 1-character movie, centered all around Aamir’s ego. Lol.
lili says...
azz hole srk iz fuken hott dun put hiim az gay agnen dikhed
meera chouhan says...
the brokebak mountain cover is funni!!!LOL!!!LMAO!!!i LUV RAJ GOHIL LIKE MAD! i WANNA FUK U RAJ!!!!!!!
jay says...
welldone can we have the shah and karan in cover filimfare
Zee says...
Can we have this one
http://angiejolie.free.fr/images/affiches/smith.jpg
with Hrithik and Aish!!
Ndesai says...
very funny i like the brokebak mountain 1 is very funny
dewi eka y says...
shahrukh khan is the best………..
Grinningdevil says...
um.. Brokeback Moutain is kinda Not good i think..
If you had made fun of everybody it would have been really COOL..
But Just so making fun of srk and KJ of bring Close friends as gay looks like under Spotlight Here.
Good Modding Bro.. Just so Single out anyone looks offensive to some.
rahul says...
hehe
the best 1 is 300: Sunny Deol lol like gadar
madesyta says...
no me gusto la de secreto en la montaña
mememe says...
superb
zineb says...
i love u akshay kumer
and all the actors hindi