02jan08cinema
Screen Awards 2008 Nominations: ‘PREPOSTEROUS’ redefined
This post might be a little too much for some. Apologies, but I know no other way to write but to say what I am really thinking. So continue at your own risk.
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Brilliant brilliant…!!! The awards season has started with the nominees for the 14th Screen Awards announced today.
I must admit that I puked blood when I read the nominations. I am pretty sure that the jury members were involved in a mass orgy while they were deciding the nominees for the awards because obviously the interest of Hindi Cinema was not on their minds.
First and foremost.. Darsheel Safary, better known as Ishaan Awasthi, has NOT BEEN NOMINATED in the best actor category. Instead, he has been nominated as the Best Child Actor. What nonsense on Earth is that? When a 64 year old Amitabh Bachchan can be nominated against a 20 something Shahid Kapur, why can’t an 11 year old be nominated alongside? Does the best Actor award come with the sign ADULT ONLY? The boy has also been left out from the Best Newcomer category..!!
I am sure the best actor nominees were decided based on who came to the minds of the jury while they were climaxing. I’m surprised none of them were pedophiles. I wish they are gang-raped by a bunch of monkeys.
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That’s not all. In the best film category, Black Friday has been conveniently left out in favor of Om Shanti Om. First, to all the douchebags who can’t stop whining about how good Om Shani Om is and that I am being a moron by saying bad things about SRK and Farah Khan: “You jackasses.. I actually LIKED OSO. Read my review and shut the f*** up.”
My problem is that OSO is a good movie, but not worthy of a best film nomination because though entertaining, OSO is ordinary cinema. In fact, it is a step back for the industry that seemed to be progressing thanks to RDB and Lage Raho.
Black Friday is a path-breaking film and deserves the highest honors there are. Too bad it is pitied against TZP.
But actually think of it, in an industry where the biggest filmmakers do not take risks and work on formula with just moolah on their minds, it is only fair that the award shows for such an industry care not about quality per se, but TRPs and sponsorships…
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gurpreet fucker says...
well said nitesh. completely agree dude.if age is the criteria for them, they shud hv given amitabh the award for best old artist in town.
gurpreet fucker says...
yaar nitesh,teri kuch posts maine copy karli, plzz dont mind yaar. i hv started recommending ur site to all my friends. bye,tc
raj says...
I totally agree with u. I don’t think these idiots know the purpose of their awards beside how to make money out of it
Avidesh says...
I totally agree with you! You are 100% right!
shah rukh khan says...
i totally disagree
blood 4 life says...
fuck this ya bastards are making us mad akshay kumar should be nominated for best comic and actor watch namastey london is the best movie in 2007 fuck shahrukh khan ya niggaz giving him all the time best actor fuck that u gotta see the other actors, you making bollywood to became pullshit this year is for akshay kumar no doubt they gotta give him the best actor when akshay kumar was talking about awards he said i go to awards when i got to be paid that’s right because he knows that those people are not judging good they giving every fucking award to shahrukh khan no no fuck that this year is for akshay kumar and amir khan cuz that’s the shit, and that’s what we need to see when you watch hollywood you don’t see actor like shahrukh khan who wins every fucking award cuz they know who deserves to be the best actor, if bollywood give shahrukh khan this year is gonna be shit, what am saying is akshay kumar worked hard this year and he deserves to get any award, best actor best comic best supporting that’s what I’m talking about you feel me…
Anindya says...
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jay says...
wellsaid Nitesh, i think the little boy Darsheel Safary should be given the BEST ACTOR AWARD i think he did a super job then Shah ruck Khan in OSO. How you can compare his actting skill with other child actors. i thin Darsheel need more credit i will say his performance was much and beeter than Shah Ruck Khan.I dont know what the what a performance the best actor should to Abishek or Amitabh Bachchan BUT my heart will give Darsheel Safary.
Critic choice should be Darsheel
raj says...
shah rukh should be getting best actor best film best critic best supporting in chak de best power award as well.that public want.shah rukh maks indian film industry very high world wide.if u set a voting session around the world 60% is going to vot 4 him only.in hollywood u got good actor but in bollywood its the 3 khans.hritick roshson need to improve.coz his dad is doing loss of money loss of time with him.if they make 200 million in one film that 4 3 years.like yasraj making 3+ movie a year 200 times 3 a year.king khan is gonna win.
sweety says...
i love shk
priyaa says...
boys r jorlous of shk.all woman n girls love shah ruhk
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Nitesh says...
@gurpreet
No worries
@blood4life
Good point.. if these awards are truly popular awards as they claim to be, I think Akki deserves to win as well.
@raj (post 9)
I agree with you on that. I think SRK deserves the credit for taking Indian cinema global. His movies really opened up the overseas markets. But well, just because Toyota Corolla is better selling than a Porshce doesn’t mean it is a better car.
@sweety
I love SRK too..
@priyaa
Why won’t we be? He romances the prettiest girls in the business…
sonu says...
You are totally right…I couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw OSO in the best film nominations… I mean, it was entertaining, but you CAN NOT call that good cinema worthy of a nomination… I am at least thankful that Shah Rukh Khan was not nominated for best actor in OSO…
Jai says...
Darsheel Saffery for Best ACTOR
Black Friday/Johnny Gadar/Guru/TZP/CDI/JWM for best films
jakhir says...
Fuck off raj or else i’ll shit on ur face
HR is the BEST in the film industry 2day
and RR is raking more moolah than yashraj did in the entire decade
Jodha will break all records and it will be raining awards 4 HR next year
this year its darsheel’s year and the best director award should go to Amir Khan
Nitesh says...
@jakhir
Hrithik is indeed a brilliant actor, no doubt.
I hope JA is a success. I saw the trailer and honestly though the song in the background was phenomenal, I was actually disappointed by the trailer. There was something missing in the film..!! It looked very ordinary..
Naweed says...
The king khan will win inshallah if you get the comic role and best actior and best prodeicar and the shahansha of bollywood that will be great
I just love Sharukh kahn his the best
he will be winnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Inshallah
Saurabh Jaiswal says...
well darsheel got the best actor – critics award at screen 2008 , at least thats a relief .
Nitesh says...
He Did?
I read somewhere Amitabh Bachchan got it for Cheeni Kum..
Anas says...
Man i agreed 200% with u. All these things i used 2 discuss wit my mates, but they r like na, Shah Rukh is still the best. Look man, to be honest he can not even act. and Fuck Salman, he is the most over rated actor i have seen. Shittest Actor of all time.
Nitesh says...
@Anas
You know dude, I don’t know what’s happened to Salman. It seems that he’s not interested in acting. He gives a very laid back impression on screen these days. It’s a pity cos he was fabulous in Andaz Apna Apna, Veergati, and Tere Naam.
shivanand says...
shrukkhan is the best acter worldwide no body canot beat him