05jan08cinema
Ande Tamatar Awards 2008
Dear All
Last year’s Ande Tamatar Awards were a stupendous success with over 100 people in the whole world reading the final list of winners. At this rate, I am sure that before mankind is annihilated by an asteroid, Ande Tamatar Awards would definitely become the most sought after awards in world cinema.
This year the awards will be given in the following categories:
- Best Picture
- Best Actor (Male)
- Best Actor (Female)
- Best Director (Male or Female. Farah Khan also eligible)
- Best Story
- Best Supporting Actor (Male)
- Best Supporting Actor (Female)
- Best Song
- Best Music
- Best Background Score
- Best Lyrics
- Best Playback Singer (Male)
- Best Playback Singer (Female)
- Best Debut (Male)
- Best Debut (Female)
- Best Trailer
- Worst Picture
- Worst Actor (Male)
- Worst Actor (Female)
- Worst Song that everyone else liked
- Most Nonsensical Lyrics
- Most Nonsensical Film Title
- Shahrukh Khan Award (To be given to SRK every year so that I don’t have to think of a new weirdo award every year to give him, like Zee does, for eg. Award for 2 hits in a year, Fun entertainer of the year.. wtf does that mean, morons?).
We also have 2 awards sponsored by Xerox photocopiers (I told you the previous awards were a success. I have sponsorship now).
- Xerox Best Film
- Xerox Best Music
I’ve said this last year, but let me repeat some things about these prestigious awards once again:
- Acting is not the criteria for deciding the best actress and supporting actress awards.
- Best Actor in a comic role and negative role are stupid awards. An actor is an actor. Tragic, comic, positive, negative should not matter. If we want these awards then in 2008 we should also have awards like Best Actor in the role of a Hockey Coach, Best Actor in the role of an arts teacher.
- I know I have not seen all films, but just the fact that I considered a film unworthy of my time already disqualifies it from nominations (except for Music and actress awards
)
Stay tuned for the nominees…
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Sachin Shrestha says...
Oh man! Hilarious stuff again! The new Xerox awards are just killer! I can’t help not end every sentence with a !
Nitesh says...
@Sachin
Thanks man..!! Xerox has been very kind indeed..
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Anindya says...
Thanks for the posts.Its hilarious.(Specially the srk award part)Keep up the good work.
Nova says...
hahahaha… good one
Omar says...
Best Movie Of 2007 : Chak De India
Best Director: Farah Khan (OSO)
Best Actor : Sharukh Khan ( Chak De & OSO)
Best Actress: Katrina Kaif (Namestey London)
Best Actor Critics Award: Shahrukh Khan (Chak De)
Best Actress Critics Award: Kareena Kapoor (Jab We Met)
Best Movie Critics Award: Chak De
Best Actor In A Villain’s Role: Arjun Rampal (OSO )
Best Actor In A Comic Role : Sharukh Khan (OSO)
Best Male Debut: Ranbir Kapoor (Saawariya )
Best Female Debut: Deepika Padukone
Best Story: Chak De India
Best Male Play Back Singer: KK (Ankhon Mein Teri…Om Shanti Om)
Best Female Playback Singer: Shreya Goshal (Yeh Ishq Haye…Jab We Met)
Best Lyrics: Aankhon Mein Teri ..Om Shanti Om..Vishal (Sorry Akhtarji)
Best Music-Vishaal And Shekhar(Om Shanti Om).
Star Of Year Male : Sahrukh Khan
Star Of Year Female : Vidya Balan
rafique says...
BEST DIRECTOR
SHIMIT AMIN (CHAK DE INDIA)
FARAH KHAN (OM SHANTI OM)
BEST FILM
CHAK DE INDIA
OM SHANTI OM
BEST ACTOR CRITICS
SHAHRUKH KHAN (CHAK DE INDIA)
BEST ACTOR
SHAHRUKH KHAN (CHAK DE INDIA )
SHAHRUKH KHAN (OM SHANTI OM)
BEST ACTRESS
VIDYA BALAN (HEYY BEBY & BHOOL BHULAIYA)
KATRINA KAIF (NAMASTEY LONDON )
LARA DUTTA [PARTNER]
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
SHILPA SHUKLA (CDI)
LARA DUTTA [JBJ]
KONKONA SEN SHARMA (LIFE IN A METRO)
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
SUNNY DEOL [APNE]
MITHUN CHAKRABORTY (GURU)
RITEISH DESHMUKH (HEYY BABYY)
BEST ACTOR IN A COMIC ROLE
SHAHRUKH KHAN (OM SHANTI OM)
SALMAN KHAN [PARTNER]
BEST ACTOR IN A NEGATIVE ROLE
ARJUN RAMPAL (OM SHANTI OM)
SUNIEL SHETTY [CASH]
BEST ACTOR IN A BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE
VIVEK OBEROI [SOAL]
BEST ACTRESS IN A BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE
RANI (LCMD)
BEST NEWCOMER MALE
HIMESH RESHAMMIYA (AKS)
RANBIR KAPOOR (SAAWARIYA)
BEST NEWCOMER FEMALE
DEEPIKA PADUKONE (OM SHANTI OM)
BEST SINGER – MALE
SONU NIGAM (MAIN AGAR KAHO ) OM SHANTI OM
HIMESH (ASSALAMU) AAP KI SUROOR
BEST SINGER – FEMALES
SHREYA GHOSHAL (BARSO RE – GURU)
SUNIDHI CHAUHAN (SAJNAJI VARI VARI –HONEYMOON T.)
SOUNDTRACK BEST
DARD DE DESCO (OM SAHNTI OM)
DEWANGEE DEWANGEE (OM SHANTY OM)
YOU’RE MY LOVE (PARTNER)
BEST ACTION
SHOOTOUT
SOAL
BEST STORY
CHAK DE INDIA
OM SHANTI OM
BEST DIALOGUE
OM SHANTI OM
CHAK DE INDIA
BEST SCREENPLAY
OM SAHNTI OM
SALAAM-E-ISHQ
PARTNER
BEST CHOREOGRAPHY
FARAH KHAN (OM SHANTI OM)
FARAH KHAN (HEYY BABYY)
BEST BACKGROUND SCORE
CHAK DE INDIA
OM SHATI OM
STAR OF YEAR – MALE
SHAHRUKH KHAN
SHAHRUKH KHAN
STAR OF YEAR – FEMALE
DEEPIKA PADUKONE (OM SHANTI OM)
VIDYA BALAN
KATRINA KAIF
BEST SPECIAL EFFECTS
OM SHANTI OM
Nitesh says...
@Omar and Rafique
Thanks for posting your choice guys. I think this weekend I’ll get time to compile my nominee list..
By the way Omar, are you being sarcastic, or is the list seriously your choice of nominees?
Sharon says...
i dont know why every one is thinking abt Kareena before Vidya…i think Vidya is most outstanduing actress of the year
zaheer gillani says...
i think best actor of 2007 is no dout Akshy kumar & besct Actress is karina kapur/katrina kaif.best director is no dout is Amir khan.
sohail says...
i am wondering why you dont mention amir khan’s name above he deserve to be the best director and the best actor for the year 2007…
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Imran says...
Best Movie Of 2007 : Om Shanti Om
Best Director: Shimit Amin (Cahak De India)
Best Actor : Sharukh Khan ( OSO)
Best Actress: Ranni Mukharjee(LCMD)
Best Actor Critics Award: Shahrukh Khan (Chak De)
Best Actress Critics Award: Bidiya Balon (BB)
Best Movie Critics Award: Chak De India
Best Actor In A Villain’s Role: Arjun Rampal (OSO )
Best Actor In A Comic Role : Sharukh Khan (OSO)
Best Male Debut: Ranbir Kapoor (Saawariya )
Best Female Debut: Deepika Padukone (OSO)
Best Story: Chak De India
Best Male Play Back Singer: KK (Ankhon Mein Teri…Om Shanti Om)
Best Female Playback Singer: Barso re (Guru)
Best Lyrics: Aankhon Mein Teri ..Om Shanti Om..Vishal (Sorry Akhtarji)
Best Music-Vishaal And Shekhar(Om Shanti Om).
Star Of Year Male : Sahrukh Khan 9Om Shanti Om & Chak De India)
Star Of Year Female : Katrina Kaif
Entettege says...
мда удивил !