28sep08sport
And the Winner of the Singapore Grand Prix is … Singapore

2008 has been a fantastic year for sports

  • An Olympics that gave us the feats of Michael Phelps and Usain Bolt
  • A Wimbledon that gave us arguably the best tennis game ever followed by a US open where a fallen hero silenced his doubters
  • A nailbiting finish to the English Premier League and the Champion’s league
  • The inaugural Indian Premier League that has changed the face of world cricket
  • A Superbowl that gave us one of the most significant upsets in American Football history

And well, adding another feather to the cap of 2008 is the Singapore Grand Prix – the first after-dark race in the history of Formula 1. If any country could pull such a feat off, it had to be Singapore – a country that is synonymous to efficiency.

Singapore is the country version of Iridium when it comes to density. Carving out a race track from the city center in such a country is harder than getting Apple to approve you iPhone application. But well they did it, and in style. In fact, the circuit had a video-game..ish feel to it. 

The cars looked great under the lights. I wish the cheerleaders were as good..!!

The circuit itself was enough overdose of awesomeness, but the awesomeness did not stop there. The race itself bordered on the “Britney Spears” mark on my awesomeness scale.

First, Felipe Massa, starting on pole, opined that he’ll probably need more fuel than this car could contain – so he decided to take the fuel hose with the car. While that would have certainly made Doc Oc happy, the half-dragon-monster looking car did not go well with the high command and the already screwed driver was further penalized.

Secondly, Force India’s Adrian Sutil, admitting to self that he cannot get Force India even 1 point this season (how lousy can you get.. I think if I sent a team of trishaws to F1 I would have won at least 1 point this season), decided to aim for Felipe Massa instead of the checkered flag. Unfortunately for him, Massa was faster than the Titanic and avoided the collision. Sutil, the iceberg, did not. Wham!!

At the end of the day, Fernando Alonso triumphed. That guy is so talented that if he drove for my trishaw team, we might even win the F1. Here, he was helped not only by his unmatched talent and the “ever-so-reliable” French engineering (:P), but also by Mercedes. Yes, the safety cars were all Mercs. Lewis Hamilton will not be a happy man.

‘Twas great to see him on the podium receiving that winner’s trophy that, though looking like a structure made out of defunct xylophones, was indeed pretty. Again, Singapore perfectionism at work!!

I wonder, however, how much fine the Singapore government would have imposed on the winning drivers for spilling champagne on the streets (and on Ruben Barrichello, who accidently threw his gloves in the Singapore river while attempting a rockstar maneuver of throwing stuff at fans). My guess – $200 each, at least.. oh wait, 200 is for spitting.. maybe 300!

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    asethi says...

    Dude, you are a genius…..I saw ‘taare zameen par’ for the first time today and decided to read what the experts had to say abt the movie……..i came across your blog abt other directors making that movie…….i was laughing like crazy………..now i have been here for the past hour or two reading your other blogs and all of them are equally(if not more) funny……might i suggest you to consider the profession of a Stand-up comic…….Considering your recent posts, maybe one that focuses on political and social issues.(All hail John Stewart!!)

    Anyways, i just want to say great going man and all the topics are suit my taste so i am officially hooked and waiting for more posts…..

    Regarding this post. Singapore F1 rocked!!!! Although would have been perfect had rikki won…..

    Waiting for your next ‘Formula 99′

    See ya!

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    asethi says...

    one more thing…….i suggest you do not take my advice abt being a comidian seriously……..if you do, you better not do it in india otherwise u will be assassinated before your 3rd show(4th if ur lucky…..

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    Suman Kundu says...

    Yaa! Fantastic race… And the track view from the top was awesome…

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